Harry: So... erm... basically... wanna... get on... erm... really well... in my bed...?
Niall: You're my princess and I think it's time we make love.
Louis: *Thrust, you're pregnant*
Zayn: I love you so much I can't express my love for you in any way. It's too broad. If I could give you the world I would, but I can't. I just want you to accept me for me, because I think you're beautiful in every way! I love you.
Liam: So, I want to have, y'know... but only if you want to. I mean we've been dating for a while... but I don't want to pressure you or anything. Oh my god. I'm pressuring you, aren't I? I'm the worst person in the world. If you never want to do anything with me that's fine... well, not fine. Oh no. I'm being forceful again. Do you just want to hug? I mean, that's enough I guess. You decide. I'll just sit here and hold my woody doll and wait. I love you. Oh, don't think I'm just saying that for, y'know, I really do love you, okay.
